Tessék mondani, most melyiknél tartunk?

A kettővel ezelőtti hétvégén Párizsban voltunk, és nem azt mondom, hogy nem akartunk többször szakítani, de mégis az Eiffel-tornyon veszekedtünk (szó szerint és átvitt értelemben is), bort ittunk a Szajna-parton, Berthillon-fagyit ettünk meg ilyenek. Bagett.

És hát a leonbergi még mindig tud vicceseket mondani.

- Mi az abszolút bizalom? Amikor két kannibál orálisan kényezteti egymást.
- Az nem bizalom, hanem kölcsönösen biztosított megsemmisítés.

- A szőlőzsíromnak* az a neve, hogy "egy csókkal kezdődött".
- Minden kapcsolat úgy kezdődik. Ez olyan, mintha azt mondanád, hogy a természetes számok eggyel kezdődnek.

*Tud valaki magyarázatot arra, hogy ezt ki nevezte el így?
 

Hozzászólások

SZŐLŐZSÍR, (szőlő-zsír) ösz. fn. Szőlőbogyókból készített kenőcs, az ajkak fölcserepedzése ellen.
(Czuczor Gergely–Fogarasi János: A magyar nyelv szótára, 1862)

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